Dr. Buck Savage† / department of unnecessary recreation
Field games. Competence pending.
Gerald has approved the budget. This should concern you.
Exhibit A / disputed inventory
Gerald has rearranged everything.
Turn over two drawers. Match all six pairs. Take your time; he charges by the jar.
0 / 6 pairs · 0 turns
INVENTORY SEALED
Six pairs. Twelve drawers. One interested raccoon.
The cupboard is unopened. Gerald describes this as an opportunity.
Desk 02 / processing the unprocessable
Permission to obtain permission.
Stamp when the marker is in the gold box. Centre it for full marks. Five forms; no qualifications conferred.
Application to begin the application.
Valid only in the immediate vicinity of this piece of paper.
0 / 500 points
The desk is closed. Productivity is unaffected.
No lives. No leaderboard. Gerald is competitive enough.
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